bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

ohhaiperson tagged me in a get to know me thing :D

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So, elsamniac tagged me in a music shuffle duffle thang. Please don’t judge my horribly limited music taste ;_; anyway here we go.

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lmshael:

the “lowkey delilah stan” aesthetic 

eatpraylonely:

Bennett and Pornstache lesbianing together

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

jigokuen:

thinkofacity:

(Also find Helen here and here and Sam here and here)

My piece in conjunction with Sam Humphries!

stfueverything:

megsturbate:

"I’m NOT a feminist or anything" is one phrase that absolutely fucking kills meLike, yes, you are but you don’t know the meaning of the fucking word

I love this so much
stfueverything:

megsturbate:

"I’m NOT a feminist or anything" is one phrase that absolutely fucking kills meLike, yes, you are but you don’t know the meaning of the fucking word

I love this so much
stfueverything:

megsturbate:

"I’m NOT a feminist or anything" is one phrase that absolutely fucking kills meLike, yes, you are but you don’t know the meaning of the fucking word

I love this so much
stfueverything:

megsturbate:

"I’m NOT a feminist or anything" is one phrase that absolutely fucking kills meLike, yes, you are but you don’t know the meaning of the fucking word

I love this so much
stfueverything:

megsturbate:

"I’m NOT a feminist or anything" is one phrase that absolutely fucking kills meLike, yes, you are but you don’t know the meaning of the fucking word

I love this so much

stfueverything:

megsturbate:

"I’m NOT a feminist or anything" is one phrase that absolutely fucking kills me
Like, yes, you are but you don’t know the meaning of the fucking word

I love this so much

(Source: rydenarmani)

chocolate-time-machine:

more bear owls
based on my favorite owls <3
chocolate-time-machine:

more bear owls
based on my favorite owls <3
chocolate-time-machine:

more bear owls
based on my favorite owls <3

chocolate-time-machine:

more bear owls

based on my favorite owls <3