pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

(Source: tsarcasm)

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly

i am king

hail tooly

(Source: appledoze)

  1. Camera: HTC Aria
  2. Focal Length: 3mm

geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

majormitchmajor:

dead-saudi:

😂😂😂

lukeaustinyeah
if I had a dollar for every time someone typed “😂” on my photos of you and your tattoo, I could pretty much stop working.

jedavu:

In-Your-Face, Hand-Drawn GIFs That Are An Absolute Delight

Animator Mattis Dovier has created a series of striking GIFs that are a delight to look at. 

serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

sweatandhappiness:

I actually really needed to read this right now.

(Source: onherway)

Sometimes I wonder if I’m actually as discrete as I think I am when I check ppl out or if it looks like my eyes r gonna burn holes into some poor girl’s booty